INTIMATE AFFAIRS

Writers, thinkers, even filmmakers unite like an annoying superhero team in this movie about foreign sex talkers. Is Nick Nolte putting me on with this poo? (Not only his lines but he produced it.) Also known as the title "INVESTIGATING SEX." They talk about the girl's anus and other things to make you blush with your friends when your penis starts sitting up to watch. This is what sexy means for intellectuals like Jon: theoretical. Until everyone tears off the clothing because they are hypocrites. But if they just start with sex in the first scene, movie is too short because intellectuals go off too fast. So better talk a lot first, part of the instructivity of this film. 

Directed by Alan Rudolph (nee Smithee) you can see a mile away. But Jeremy Davies? Dermot Mulroney? Alan Cumming? Neve Campbell? Robin Tunney? Tuesday Weld? And lashed but not leashed NICK NOLTE?